The Future of the forum

[drterror666]

"hello my name is Dorothy and I work on the make-up counter at Boots and it's dead good and I love my cat"

Have you been reading my Facebook posts? I only do this on Tuesdays and Thursdays. All other days I'm Cynthia who works at the bingo hall...

[TheRoadWarrior]

Afraid so Doc, but I''ll have to confess I'm also Marlene, who does the Avon run on Wednesdays, but you may also know me as Charlene, Slimmer's World, Tues/Weds at the village hall, and I'm thinking of getting into waxing, but my best-est friend Michelle, she's got the monopoly at the moment on that one. £5.99 - all in.

[drterror666]

Ooh, get you!!! *lifts handbag*

[TheRoadWarrior]

...lifts right hand, palm extended, says "Hiya!"