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MarcMorris
06-05-2010, 10:54 AM
So, yes, it’s officially official: Lindsay Lohan is going where Rose McGowan and Anna Faris have declined to tread. Lohan has signed on to play Linda Lovelace in a biopic about the star of the porn classic “Deep Throat.”

L.A. Times: Yes, Lindsay Lohan has a job and you don't. Get over it. (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/05/lindsay-lohan-uninsurable-robert-downey-jr.html)

WilsonBros
06-05-2010, 11:30 AM
Makes you wonder if it's going to cover the filming of the cinematic masterpiece, Linda Lovelace and Her Dog... ;)

Kev W

Rollo Yates
07-05-2010, 01:35 AM
Was going to add this, you beat me to it, Marc. Worst casting idea. Lovelace looked innocent (even with the stoned smile), Lohan looks spent (physically and mentally) at 24.
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID4819/images/resized_50a01329_270c_4532_ae8e_f36eaea827c3.jpg
Lohan is also unable to project any warmth whatsoever, so unless this one is told from Traynor's POV it'll be a wreck. (MacGowan would also be a terrible choice, looking just as vacant as Lohan and also unable to project warmth {which reminds me of Hollywood creep Alec Baldwin. What's the deal with this jerk? And why does his face look like it weighs 20 pounds in beer weight alone? And why does he always have the look in his eyes like the unstable guy at the bar that looks like he wants to clock someone? And why is he so damn popular? He gives me the heebie-jeebies.}. I'm quite proud at the moment that I do not know what an Anna Faris is.) Unless they get David Hess to portray Chuck Traynor you can (like Boogie Nights which I've yet to see) count me out.

Weighing heavy on Rollo's mind at the moment: Does Lohan really have a fan base beyond car wreck culture? Or is CWC the majority of the audience in general? 2010 is about as ugly as double L.

christats
08-05-2010, 08:42 AM
To be fair to Rose McGowan,wasn't she the actress who had a car crash 3 years ago.Had to have a bit of surgery on her face.?

Wheras Lindsay Lohan is just a car crash.
Anna Faris of Scary Movie fame.Saw her in the weirdly appalling House Bunny recently.
Lips like a cod now due to botox or something.?

Don't know who should play Linda Lovelace.?Certainly not those 3.

bigandya
08-05-2010, 01:51 PM
So long as she sucks cock in the film who cares what she looks like? :D

HammerDave
14-05-2010, 10:12 AM
Is there a big enough douchebag in Hollywood to play Chuck Traynor? Apart from Ryan Reynolds, that is.

thehamish
14-05-2010, 02:41 PM
michty me...having seen her awful HERBIE film (dont ask)...anyone remember the HERBIE where Bruce Campbell drives the eponymous beetle?? if i remember rightly John Hannah creates an "evil" herbie (ie a black painted model)...an enjoyable romp if slightly silly (doh)